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Several weeks ago, my ex-wife informed me that she didn’t have enough money to get our girls new phones (both of their phones were busted and unusable). She was also unable to keep them on her phone plan due to the overwhelming expense and was going to drop their numbers if I didn’t pick them up on my plan. Instead of upgrading my own broken piece of shit, I bought them new phones and put them on my plan. Whatever.

Today, Kid One had an indoor soccer game. After visiting with her mom before the game, Kid Two came over and sat next to me on the bleachers. She grabbed my phone to stave off boredom with her sister’s soccer by playing Angry Birds for an hour.

She took one look at the busted screen, turned on the phone, looked at me and said: “You know, Mom just got a new 4S.”