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Posted 3 months ago

I just went in search of my Social Security Card.

Instead, I found the artifacts of a failed marriage, an evolved relationship, the growth and maturation of two kids, a dozen distant friendships, numerous consequential music and sporting events, a life-changing hospital stay and a couple of years worth of racing bibs.

I get the feeling that my new employer will find all of this insufficient in terms of proving my true identity.

Ironically.
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