I can’t sleep, and it has a grand total of zero results on Google, so I’m rectifying that. “Jesanthapuss” isn’t represented, either. Hopefully, that gets indexed, too. “Jezanthepuss” gets one hit, and I’d really like to avoid any debate about which vowel is representing the schwa, so that guy gets a free pass.
“Jesanthapus,” on the other hand, is returning two results. But, c’mon. Just one “s” at the end of the name, Fark Guy? One? That’s disgusting. Jezanthapuss may be a little asshole, but the story didn’t mention anything about any physical festering. Pay attention to your eighth-grade English teacher when she’s talking about phonetics and how they alter definition.
And, no I didn’t mean “geo physics,” Google. Thanks for asking, though.
[POST-SCRIPT: Now that I think about Jezanthapuss and Google a little more, I’d probably turn on “Safe Search” for images once there’s an entry for “Jezanthapuss.”]