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Talking points:

• Be on the look out for a package.

In 2012, I decided to start a project for my own amusement called “David, it’s your Father.”

My father would call me upwards of 2, 6, sometimes even 10 times a day talking about basically nothing. Since he called so often, I let most of them go to voicemail. I decided to create fictional voicemails of my father calling me. While the voicemails are wholly fictional, I tried to make them as accurate as possible to how he would talk, what he wanted to talk about, and the fact that he had zero phone manners.

I’ve put three “voicemails” up so far to give you a taste. Please reblog, follow, and enjoy.

“Don’ttellyourmotherIcalled.”